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Charlotte Church apparently wowed her fans at a secret concert in London last night earlier this week.

What’s not clear, though, is if she wowed them with her singing, described as the Voice of an Angel, or her speaking, which could charitably be described as the mouth of a sailor.

The colorful Welsh Crazy Chick, who was at the show to promote the launch a broadband service, sang some of her hits and entertained the attendees with her gift for gab.

“I’m absolutely knackered, but so pleased to be here,” Church told the crowd. “Have fun, drink as much as you can… and tomorrow morning you’ll feel just like I do now.”

Church, who was wearing a layered Marilyn Monroe-style dress, went on to tell guests: “I feel like an ar**hole because I look like I’m on top of a f**king cake.”