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Jessica Simpson is allegedly addicted to MySpace and online dating.

“After she split up with John she set up a MySpace page to meet new people. She did it in a fake name but got really into it. She’s totally addicted. Whenever she’s at home, she’s on her laptop,” according to a source via Britain’s More magazine. “Jessica loves the idea she can use the internet to look for a man who’s interested in her personality. She pretends to be this shy Texan girl.”

We’re guessing she’s turning to online dating so that she doesn’t have to avoid introducing guys to her father, Joe Simpson. Joe joked about his daughter during a interview in 2004, saying “She’s got double-D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!”

Should she try to cover those suckers up? You make the call….