Axehole

Every week at Axehole, we bring you the most unusual audio and music news of the week, the one thing that makes us wonder “WTF?”.

In previous weeks, we’ve tried to avoid to avoid crass and exploitative news about sex and music. We made exceptions, of course, for the MP3 shoes for hookers, the iPod accessory that helps geeks get lucky, and stripper ringtones.

This week we take a look at a “porn-soaked carnal exploration of after-hours dance culture”.

While indulging our interest in electronic music, we came upon a DJ mix release, DJ Groupie, described as “house music meets porn in miami.”

We’re putting a break here, because you can tell already that the rest of this post just ain’t going to be work-safe….

Here’s Ministry of Sound’s blurb on the CD:

Holding onto your 12 inches takes on a whole new meaning with the release of Hustler’s recent porn title DJ Groupie. With a tagline of ‘Techno beats, hardcore heat’ the Hustler group invited themselves to the annual Winter Music Conference in Miami to produce a “porn-soaked carnal exploration of after-hours dance culture”.

The video features rooftop orgies and dancefloor romps with background beats from DJs Kuki Love Monster, Pacecord, Pussy Pot and Emerson, among others. For those who really are in it just for the music - all three of you - Hustler have released a companion double-CD mixed by old-skool hip-houser, DJ Tyree Cooper, entitled Hustler DJ Groupie Vol. 1.

CD1 features cuts from Groove Armada (with the rather appropriate “I See You Baby”) and Frankie Knuckles (the throbbing house classic “Baby Wants To Ride”), while disc 2 features a penetrating set of exclusive tracks from US porno-house producer Blowfly. Among his contributions you’ll find such adults-oriented moments as ‘Fuck The Devil’, ‘Electronic Pussy’ and ‘Too Fat To Fuck’.

But wait - the hits keep on coming!

Not only do you get the classic Too Fat To Fuck, you get Use Me Lose Me, Sex Me and I Can’t Do It Alone.

Ministry of Sound is good enough to offer some advice for friends of DJ Groupies:

If you find yourself getting sucked into your friend’s seeming razzle-dazzle of complimentary drink cards, guest lists, VIP lanyards (oh, the glamour!), free drugs, and 7am booty calls, do yourself a favour: take five steps backwards. If you continue into groupiedom, the best anyone will feel for you is pity, and at worst, you’ll end up with pallid skin, facial herpes, no friends and a bit part in a film like the one above. Ask yourself: do you really want a bad porno named after you?

Tracks:
1. Love Thang
2. Can U Feel It
3. Use Me Loose Me
4. Your Love
5. What You Need
6. Passion
7. No Control
8. I Can’t Do It Alone
9. Nothing Wrong
10. A Thing
11. I See U Baby
12. Freakazoid
13. Dreaming Of Loving You
14. Dreaming
15. Sex Me
16. Bring Up The Sun
17. Fuck The Devil
18. Electronic Pussy Sucker
19. First Black President
20. More Than One Pussy

View at Amazon: Hustler DJ Groupie