Axehole

Morgan Conatser could not conceal his prominent guitar-shaped crotch bulge as he left the Guitars and Cadillacs guitar store. Clifton Lovell, owner of the store, was talking with a customer last week when he saw Conatser, 29, walking out of the store.
“I saw him walking out to his pickup truck and the bulges in his leather jacket. I said, ‘Hey what have you got there,’” Clifton Lovell said.

Conatser, acting as if it was entirely normal for him to have a massive, guitar shaped-crotch bulge, replied, “Nothing.”

In his dreams….

Store owner Lovell pointed out the Conatser’s unnatural crotch bulge and said, “You’ve got something.”

Conatser then removed a solid body electric guitar from his pants leg and from underneath his jacket.

“The neck of the guitar was almost down to his knee and the back of the guitar was almost up to his neck. It wasn’t hard to spot. There was no way he could sit down or get into the pickup,” Lovell said.

Remember that if you’re planning on buying a solid-body electric guitar from Guitars and Cadillacs……ewwww.
via washingtonpost.com