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It’s the holidays – so we thought we’d look for something nice on YouTube to get us in the Christmas spirit. But instead of finding some nice and cheery Christmas videos, all we found were disturbing ones.

So….we’ve collected the most truly disturbing Christmas videos for you as a cathartic exercise. We feel better, and after viewing these creepy things, you may just feel better about dealing with the holidays, too!

The Seven Most Disturbing YouTube Christmas Music Videos

It’s Beginning To Look Like A Burnt Christmas Tree

Johnny Mathis brings holiday joy to the tradition of your next door neighbors incinerating their Christmas tree twenty feet from your house.

No Christmas Music Video

This one starts out nice enough, until the guy starts singing about poor little kids. I think he just ruined Christmas for us.

Black Christmas

We can’t figure this one out – maybe you can. Somebody skewers a hunk of meat, and then there’s some chick screaming. Then 15 years pass, and the hot chicks of Delta Alpha Kappa are getting their Christmas on, and then the girls start taking their clothes off and there’s an eye in the floor and a scary phone call and the bodies hit the floor and the faux punk rock singers are singing “You’re all dead…you’re all dead.”

Ahhh – now that’s holiday spirit!

Pasty Man Hates The F’in Christmas

This one wouldn’t be so disturbing if it didn’t have a pasty white dude singing a metal song about satan while getting metal on a ukele.

Christmas Work Video

This one’s nice enough – until you find yourself wanting to rip your own eyes out of their sockets…

Heavy Metal Christmas

Ahh – finally something traditional! A Charlie Brown Christmas….except the Peanuts gang has been posessed by the gods of metal!

Christmas is Great

So these guys are hanging out on Christmas break, just having fun, when this Andy Warhol-esque guy starts play a banjo that sounds like a guitar, and then another guy does a wailing banjo solo that sounds like electric guitar, and then they stop to play a game of chess. Christmas is f’in great! Woohoo!