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We couldn’t believe it when we saw it, but AOL, along with Blender magazine, is now naming the Crotch-Slip of the Year.

Time may have the Person of the Year….but AOL has the Crotch Slip of the Year.

There was stiff competition this year from pop starlet Britney Spears and pop-starlet wannabee Paris Hilton, but the award went to Trainwreck of the year, pop vocalist and actress Lindsay Lohan:

AOL also doled awards for the Biggest Douchebag of the Year (K-Fed) and Nip/Tuck of the Year (Ashley Simpson), among other honors.

See below for full listing.

Full List of Categories and Winners:

• Album of the Year – The Black Parade, My Chemical Romance
• New Artist of the Year – Gnarls Barkley
• Song of the Year – “My Love,” Justin Timberlake
• Trainwreck of the Year – Lindsay Lohan
• Hero(es) of the Year – Filthy Rich YouTube founders
• Movie We’ll Still Be Quoting in 2026 – Borat
• Couple of the Year – Pam Anderson and Kid Rock
• Crotch Slip of the Year – Lindsay Lohan
• Nip/Tuck of the Year – Ashley Simpson
• Douchebag of the Year – Kevin Federline
• Where Was Sexy Before Justin Brought it Back? – Sexy Never Left
• Video Game of the Year – Battlefield 2142
• Hip Hop Novelty Dance of the Year – Lean Wit It, Rock Wit it
• Favorite Blog – Pink is the New Blog
• YouTube Video of the Year – Lil’ Superstar break-dancing
• Quote of the Year – “I’m Not, Like That Smart,” Paris Hilton
• Favorite Pete Doherty Arrest – The one that happened since we published this
• Things That Are Funnier Than Dane Cook – Will Ferrell
• The Mother Teresa Awards for Bringing a Little Glitz to the Otherwise Drab Third World – Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt
• Saddest Farewell – Richard Pryor
• Feud of the Year – Oprah vs. Rappers
• Happiest to See 2006 Finally Over – Britney Spears
• Reality Breakout Star – Brooke Hogan
• Jessica Simpson’s Most Embarrassing Moment of the Year – A Public Affair outsold by Nick Lachey’s record
• Year’s Most Convincing Evidence of Keith Richard’s Imperviousness to Mortal Peril – Falling out of coconut tree without sustaining serious neurological damage
• The Billy Joel Award for 2006’s Lousiest Driver – 50 Cent
• High of the Year – Life
• “London Bridge” Is - Annoying