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Some people are wondering if the climax of Prince’s performance during this year’s Super Bowl half-time show was more than a little bit phallic.

To which you have to wonder - what planet are these people from?

Of course Prince was being nasty!

This is the guy who brought you Get Off, Cream, Do Me Baby, Jack U Off and Head. This is the guy that took squeeky-clean Sheena Easton and switched her from singing “My baby takes the morning train” to “Come spend the night inside my sugar walls.”

Of course Prince’s performance was phallic - it was an onanistic pantomime!

The NFL is trying to dodge the issue. The NFL produced the halftime show, and spokesman Greg Aiello said it’s gotten no complaints.

“It takes quite a leap of the imagination to make a controversy of his performance,” said Aiello. “It’s a guitar.”

Yes, it’s a guitar…but it’s a guitar being waved orgasmicly while Prince is backlit behind a flowing white sheet, which only came out at the climax of his performance.

The NFL should give Prince credit for at least being discreetly nasty.