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Gizmodo has published some exclusive images of the upcoming iPhone dock:

We have to admit - we initially thought that this was the most pathetic Apple “leak” ever. The drawings are crappy, and the dock looks pretty much exactly like what you’d expect an iPhone dock to look like.

Except a lot crappier.

But we actually were overwhelmed by the awesomeness of Gizmodo’s exclusive images. Moved, in fact.

So we poked around our embedded sources at Apple, Inc., to see what we could find out. Amazingly, we found the loosest tongue at Apple, the Britney Spears of loose tongues, and can now bring you exclusive coverage of the worst leak ever at Apple, ever.

Except, the drawings are pretty crappy.

Surprising iMac Update

The first image really surprised us. Here’s an image that is reportedly of Apple’s rumored update to its iMac line:

Note that the iMac, code name Grundlepins, appears to have roughly the same configuration as current iMacs. We’re not sure what Grundlepins means, but remember that you heard it hear first.

What you can’t see, though, is the exclusive info that we found out; the next iMacs will have larger hard drives and more memory than current models. We were shocked to find out that they will also come with the latest version of OS X and possibly an update to the iLife suite.

Apple TV Shocker

Next, we’ve got an exclusive rendering of an artist’s impression of the new Apple TV, code name iTV:

The image differs substantially from previous images of the device, shown by Steve Jobs at its introduction months ago. This image is much cruder than the officially released images, but you can still make out the general shape of the device.

Our contacts told us that the Apple TV will be selling for $299, and will actually ship on or close to the official release date, contrary to previous rumors.

New Mac Vs PC Ads Coming!

Finally, we have this sketch of a leaked image which is rumored to be one of many several concepts for an upcoming Mac vs PC campaign ad:

Based on the image, it looks like the PC guy is somehow handicapped, or maybe he got its right arm caught in the washing machine or something.

You can tell this one is going to kick ass!

Unfortunately, that’s all the rumors we can fit into one web page. But let us know if have any exclusive sketches of your own.