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If you think you might run out of bizarre ways to play your MP3s, check out the Thermo Sport Fridge/Cooler. Not only does it have tiny speakers built-in, but it refrigerates 16 cans of your favorite beverage.

Here’s what SkyMall has to say about this frankenplayer:

Keep your drinks & food nice & cold!

Say hello to your new favorite travel companion! Just plug this thermo sport fridge/cooler into your car’s cigarette lighter, turn it on and relax, knowing that your contents are cooled down to 40 degrees F.

To make your tailgate parties, picnics or camping trips even more fun, turn on the two-speaker radio. Includes an input jack and a storage pocket for your iPod. High-quality insulation, sturdy nylon exterior, shoulder strap. Lights indicate when cooling.