It’s Friday, and you know what that means at Axehole - sex, drugs, rock and roll and maybe even some Jesus and air guitar.

This music video, by Poland’s Baby Twins, is inexplicably one of the top videos at several video sites.

It’s got horrible music, weak vocals and cheesy keyboards that sound like they might have come from an old Casio. And the Baby Twins don’t seem to have much of a sense of rhythm.

It does have hot busty blonde twins, though, which appears to be enough to make it in the world of music these days.

It’s WTF Friday, and you know what that means - we’ve got the most unusual music news of the week for you.

This week, we take a look at the 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

This year, SI has shifted its emphasis off of babes in swimsuits in glamorous places, and instead is focusing on the world of music.

It’s hard to get bigger in the world of music than Beyoncé. We’re still struggling with that damn é thing, but there’s no way to find fault with SI’s collection of Beyoncé bikini photos.

But that’s not the end of the music connection. This year, SI also features photo shoots with Aerosmith & a supermodel, Gnarles Barkley with a supermodel, Jimmy Buffet and a supermodel, an iPod with a supermodel……you get the idea.

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We couldn’t think up an angle on this to pretend that this is really music-related, but check out the double B’s in this photo:

Billionaires Bill Gates & Waren Buffet, the world’s two richest men, are smiling because they can now eat for free at Hooters.

And they are surrounded by babes.

Yes, life is not fair.

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According to the site, “French Maid TV is a 2 - 5 minute viral video of How-To’s by French Maids.”

It’s also been called “cheap and disgusting”, and “yet another excuse to take a few women, put them in lingerie and have them bounce around.”

We can’t argue with either viewpoint, but we thought you might want to know that their latest video shows how to find music using iLike:

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It’s WTF Friday - and you know what that means….we’ve got some f’d-up music news!

Every Friday (except the ones we miss) we look for the strangest music story of the week. We’ve told you about people that want to ban Christmas music, probed a Porn-Soaked Carnal Exploration Of After-Hours Dance Culture, and even brought you the Passion of the Jesus Guitar.

This week we’ve got something a little more serious to look at - the legal battle between pop singer Mariah Carey and porn star-turned politician Mary Carey, right.

Mariah Carey is trying to keep the adult film star from trademarking her similar-sounding stage name. Mariah is concerned that fans might confuse her with a porn star.

The adult film actress, whose real name is Mary Cook, says she will not be intimidated by the international superstar and will press forward with her trademark application.

“I’m ready to battle Mariah over this because I’ve been Mary Carey for a long time,” she said. “It’s kind of funny because I’m a porn star and I’ve been being myself for a long time. I think she’s being silly.”

The star of films such Lesbian Big Boob Bangaroo 2, Boobsville Sorority Girls and Tit Happens started using the stage name Mary Carey in 2002. She filed the trademark papers earlier this year.

Mary Carey is also known for running for California governor against Arnold Schwarzenegger. Her platform advocated legalizing same-sex marriages; taxing breast implants; making lap-dances tax deductible; and a Porn for Pistols anti-handgun measure.

Continue reading ‘WTF Friday: Mariah Carey In Catfight With Porn Star’