It’s Friday - and yet again we’ve got a bizarre music item that we promise will make you wonder WTF?

United States patent 5163447 is for a Force-Sensitive, Sound-Playing Condom - aka, the musical condom.

The musical condom looks and acts like a traditional condom but it incorporates “a chip-controlled piezoelectric sound transducer (18) which plays a melody or voiced message when during intercourse. The contacts of the sound-playing unit are closed and the transducer is activated” by forceful movements.

Here’s what InventorSpot’s Elizabeth Valeri had to say about the musical condom:

The prophylactic works like this: record a song or message, put the prophylactic on, begin your business, then every time you thrust your recording is played out loud.

You can be as sweet as you like, “I love you Valentine,” as dirty as you like, “Who’s your daddy?” or as conceited as your partner suspects you are by recording things like a drum roll, or the theme song from Apocalypse Now, Wagner’s: The Ride of the Valkyries.

“Who’s your daddy?” - not something you want your Johnny to be asking.

Worldwide one of a kind, the Vegetable Orchestra performs on instruments made of fresh vegetables. The utilization of various ever refined vegetable instruments creates a musically and aesthetically unique sound universe.

They make vegetable style music, influenced by experimental contemporary, electronic music, musique concrete, noise, improvised music & pop music.

Yep - christhrash reprogrammed the Chuck-E-Cheese band to do “Ms Booty”.